February 4, 2012
Steelhammer: Raising the Barr of election insanity
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For anyone who thought the 2012 presidential race hasn't become wild and crazy enough, Roseanne Barr may have a candidacy for you.

Last week, the Green Party officially accepted Barr as one of several candidates vying to become that party's presidential nominee. The Greens make their picks for national office candidates in July.

While she may not be as colorful (or at least as orange) as Donald Trump or as clueless yet forceful-sounding as Rick Perry, Barr could bring a welcome element of fringe-candidate outrageousness to the campaign from a path Stephen Colbert is unlikely to travel.

Barr, a comedian turned Macadamia nut farmer and reality show star, is likely to have a perspective on running a campaign much different from the career pols in the race. The first two planks of Barr's platform -- no war and no BS -- are hard to find fault with. But she may have already violated the spirit of plank #2 by seeking to become the prime minister of Israel while simultaneously running for president.  She calls the gambit a "Green Tea Party two-fer."

Unlike Mitt Romney, who doesn't see the need for it, Barr has a plan for fixing the safety net for the nation's poor -- and it may well involve stitching it up with hemp, the production of which she would legalize.

Barr also would forgive all student loans, credit card debt and homeowner debt, institute single-payer health care, and if it turns out corporations are in fact people, "they should not be able to form unions," she Tweeted on Friday.

I'd feel better about her chances of delivering on her promises if a lack of good judgment wasn't such an indelible part of her life:  She's the only presidential candidate with Tom Arnold's name tattooed on her butt.

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Steelhammer: Raising the Barr of election insanity

For anyone who thought the 2012 presidential race hasn't become wild and crazy enough, Roseanne Barr may have a candidacy for you.

Last week, the Green Party officially accepted Barr as one of several candidates vying to become that party's presidential nominee. The Greens make their picks for national office candidates in July.

While she may not be as colorful (or at least as orange) as Donald Trump or as clueless yet forceful-sounding as Rick Perry, Barr could bring a welcome element of fringe-candidate outrageousness to the campaign from a path Stephen Colbert is unlikely to travel.

Barr, a comedian turned Macadamia nut farmer and reality show star, is likely to have a perspective on running a campaign much different from the career pols in the race. The first two planks of Barr's platform -- no war and no BS -- are hard to find fault with. But she may have already violated the spirit of plank #2 by seeking to become the prime minister of Israel while simultaneously running for president.  She calls the gambit a "Green Tea Party two-fer."

Unlike Mitt Romney, who doesn't see the need for it, Barr has a plan for fixing the safety net for the nation's poor -- and it may well involve stitching it up with hemp, the production of which she would legalize.

Barr also would forgive all student loans, credit card debt and homeowner debt, institute single-payer health care, and if it turns out corporations are in fact people, "they should not be able to form unions," she Tweeted on Friday.

I'd feel better about her chances of delivering on her promises if a lack of good judgment wasn't such an indelible part of her life:  She's the only presidential candidate with Tom Arnold's name tattooed on her butt.

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